The Penis requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons:
Has to work hard
Has to work at great depths
Has to work upside down
Has no ventilation or air conditioned environment at work
Has to work in a high humidity environment
Has to work at high temperatures
Does not get weekends and holidays off
Does not get time off after extra hours of work
Has a hazardous work environment that often causes professional sickness
Request denied for the following reasons:
Does not work 8 hours in a row
Does not answer immediately to all requests
After a short activity period, falls asleep at work
Shows no fidelity to the workplace
Retires too early
Does not work at all unless pushed from behind
Does not leave the workplace clean after finishing work
Sometimes leaves work, too early
2007-12-20 13:24:16 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
all penises need a promotion, except the virgin ones who only enjoy being pampered lol
2007-12-20 13:27:44 · update #1
We just know he likes his job to much to ever quit so why promote?
2007-12-20 13:27:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-20 21:33:39 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wowwww ROFLMAO... good 1
2007-12-20 21:31:55 · answer #3 · answered by nana ♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMAO!!! Genius!! *star* for you!
2007-12-20 21:26:23 · answer #4 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2007-12-20 21:35:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋