She married and had 13 children. Her husband died.
She married again and had 7 more children. Again, Her husband died.
But, she remarried and this time had 5 more children.
Alas, she finally died.
Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, "Lord, they're finally together."
One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, "Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?"
The friend replied, "I think he means her legs."
2007-12-20 13:20:07 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao...star.
2007-12-20 13:59:57 · answer #1 · answered by layanne1 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG! That is too funny!
Now we need to have a joke about why men can't keep it in their pants and why men seem to think thats alright to have unwanted children they can't pay for and walk off and leave them.
2007-12-20 21:24:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
AHahaha! I Love this Joke! LOL. LOL.
Thank you for all the laughter today, My Friend.
2007-12-26 14:09:55 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard this one before. Still funny!
2007-12-20 21:22:47 · answer #4 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
now, dis is a gud one. u get a star. if i could give u 2, i would.
2007-12-21 21:27:25 · answer #5 · answered by African Queen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol wow
but hey, ask a real question next time
thanks for sharing anyhow:)
2007-12-20 21:23:15 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha
Thanks for the laugh!!! That's awesome!!!
2007-12-20 21:23:06 · answer #7 · answered by Suni 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice one
~The Wiz
2007-12-20 21:34:04 · answer #8 · answered by Tarzan 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow this is a little harsh, yet funny. thanks again. we need one about men keeping their rockets in their pockets. then it will all be peachy. merry Christmas, God bless
2007-12-21 17:27:32 · answer #9 · answered by mom of 4 boys 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pmsl! hehehehehe!!!
2007-12-20 23:14:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny joke
2007-12-20 21:23:29 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋