10. You're sure to get at least one of your favorite dishes.
9 The turkey never suffers from modesty.
8. You can nibble before dinner even if mom sees you.
7. You are expected to pass the dishes around.
6. There are always at least two kinds of dessert, with or without whipped cream.
5. They give you the day off with pay to have dinner.
4. Christmas dinner is a 'sure thing.'
3. Seconds are encouraged. Take home, too!!
2. No one's feelings are hurt when you fall asleep afterward.
1. You're expected to watch football BEFORE and AFTER dinner.
2007-12-20 13:14:35 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol, you may have a point but sex is still better!
2007-12-20 15:16:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, SEX +10, Christmas dinner +5
2007-12-20 21:18:47 · answer #2 · answered by Crusty P. Flaps 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
quite funny
2007-12-24 07:11:54 · answer #3 · answered by riti 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Well, not sure I agree with You on this....lol.
2007-12-26 14:12:08 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Real funny!
2007-12-20 21:44:39 · answer #5 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
huh...well maybe, I never really thought about it
2007-12-21 01:12:07 · answer #6 · answered by gothpunkrocker91 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hm..realy?..never tought of ...
2007-12-22 04:25:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋