A man exploring the ancient Pyramids of Egypt while on vacation stumbled across a secret room. He sneaked away from the tour group and explored the room. He found a dusty lamp and picked it up. While he wiped the dust off the lamp a genie appeared in a puff of smoke.
"For freeing me from my prison, I will grant you a wish, what will it be sire?"
The man thought for a moment, then said, "I want a spectacular job, a job that no man has ever succeeded at or has ever attempted to do."
"Allah Ka Zam!" said the genie. "You're a housewife!"
2007-12-20 13:10:23 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHA! Love the part that no man has succeeded* at!!!
2007-12-20 14:40:57 · answer #1 · answered by Me 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your question is basically bringing out each of the racists... And to respond to your question ideal: under no circumstances. there are this kind of enormous volume of fantastic those who I meet common of different races and cultures, to hate a set of human beings in accordance to their history is fairly ridiculous and close minded.
2016-10-19 21:43:21 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A housewife!! I love it!! I have started printing off your jokes as they tickle my funny bone. xo
2007-12-20 13:36:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Someone needs to tell this girl that all she has to do to keep these jokes is star them---Yahoo will keep them for her
star
2007-12-20 13:47:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wish to be a dispenser of money to any one who asks for it.
2007-12-21 02:16:26 · answer #5 · answered by osi kwa stat nig afr 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another good one. LOL
2007-12-20 15:00:25 · answer #6 · answered by nana4dakids 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny, i'm gonna star you
2007-12-20 21:46:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, cute!! ( and true )
2007-12-20 22:26:42 · answer #8 · answered by Jess 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2007-12-20 13:23:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋