1. I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!
2. When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping", now I just "chunky dunk"
3. The early bird still has to eat worms.
4. The worst thing about accidents in the kitchen is eating them.
5. Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.
6. Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?
7. Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
8. My husband says I never listen to him. At least I think that's what he said.
9. Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
10. Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?
11. If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor!
12. Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
2007-12-20 13:10:19 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I LOVE YOUR STUFF!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH! I HOPE YOU HAVE A WONDERFULLY MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!! THANKS AGAIN, GOD BLESS
2007-12-21 09:19:16 · answer #1 · answered by mom of 4 boys 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
<3 #9
2007-12-20 13:26:25 · answer #2 · answered by karina 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i- excrerise calas forget the clothes go totally nude.2--still go skinyy diping at 21 , now and, dont wory about weight at 123 pounds tops.3--yes i gues, 4---yes stuf that looks like it walked acro the table but thats not how i cook.5-- right.6--yes.7--yes.8-- dont have a huby got a boyfriend.9--- know the word suck really well.10--yes truuth.11- right. i gues iam a guy!12- right/
2016-05-25 05:58:45 · answer #3 · answered by raye 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cool and sadly all true! The only piece of advice I have ever got is never have a fight with an ugly person-they have nothing to lose!
2007-12-20 13:25:52 · answer #4 · answered by johnstonemac 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
my favs were 2-8! but they were all funny yet true!
2007-12-20 17:09:35 · answer #5 · answered by gothpunkrocker91 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i wish number 6 is real...and 12 is fake...
2007-12-21 20:27:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i <3 ur jokes
2007-12-21 15:17:32 · answer #7 · answered by Jessica 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now thats a good one (or twelve)!
2007-12-20 13:58:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
all are true n will last forever i guess
2007-12-23 23:07:26 · answer #9 · answered by riti 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10 was my fave., but they were all good!
2007-12-20 13:16:37 · answer #10 · answered by 420 4' LIFE 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋