A young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling like expensive perfume.
She turns to the old Italian woman on the elevator with her and says arrogantly, "Giorgio - Beverly Hills, $100 an ounce!"
Another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator and also smells of very expensive perfume. She arrogantly turns to the old Italian woman and says, "Chanel No. 5, $150 an ounce!"
About three floors later, the old Italian woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves, looks both beautiful women in the eye, turns, bends over, and farts. "Broccoli - 49 cents a pound."
2007-12-20 12:48:28 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
*eeeewwwww!
2007-12-20 12:53:05 · answer #1 · answered by Me 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
oooohhh!! That had quite a twist to it. Good one!!
DC I'm stalking your jokes and answers and printing them out!! They are hilarious. Getting quite a collection!! xo
2007-12-20 22:03:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha omg thats hilarious thanx for the laugh xD
here's a star
2007-12-20 21:02:20 · answer #3 · answered by Jessica R 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL! This is going down in my list of favorite jokes...
Serves those two ladies right!
2007-12-20 21:16:47 · answer #4 · answered by Din-din 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHA!! i would laugh soooooooo hard if i saw that happen!! you go girl!! or old italian woman..!! wooo!! funny!! :D
2007-12-20 21:01:13 · answer #5 · answered by .tate.xo' 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Rotflmfao....Tff. Good One!!!
2007-12-20 20:55:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol...she just cut a big one!
~The Wiz
2007-12-20 20:54:36 · answer #7 · answered by Tarzan 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋