Two nuns, Sister Catherine and Sister Helen, are travelling through Europe in their car. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light.
Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny little Dracula jumps onto the hood of the car and hisses through the windshield. "Quick, quick!" shouts Sister Catherine. "What shall we do?"
"Turn the windshields wipers on. That will get rid of the abomination," says Sister Helen. Sister Catherine switches them on, knocking Dracula about, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns. "What shall I do now?" she shouts.
"Switch on the windshield washer. I filled it up with Holy Water at the Vatican," says Sister Helen. Sister Catherine turns on the windshield washer. Dracula screams as the water burns his skin, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns.
"Now what?" shouts Sister Catherine.
"Show him your cross," says Sister Helen. "Now you're talking," says Sister Catherine.
She opens the window and shouts, "Get the **** off the Car!"
2007-12-20 12:40:00 · 16 answers · asked by poohbear 39 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha ha.!!!
Another Brilliant one Lady.!!!
10/10.!!!
She showed him she was cross, lol.!!!
Cheers for a laugh on the night shift.!!!
2007-12-20 12:44:35 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-20 13:05:11 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it more then once, but still love it 10/10
2007-12-20 13:18:18 · answer #3 · answered by Bamabrat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That punchline was really unexpected. I laughed out loud (something I almost never do online). Have a star. :D
2007-12-20 13:43:23 · answer #4 · answered by SolarFlare 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
HA!
the old ones really are the best!
2007-12-20 20:49:58 · answer #5 · answered by Azim 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whoo 2 hail mary/s star4u.
2007-12-20 22:41:14 · answer #6 · answered by country bumpkin [sheep nurse] 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL!!!! I luv it! 1 gazillion/1gazillion!!! OMG! star 4 u!!!!
Happy Holidays!!!^_^
GigglyGirly^_^
2007-12-20 12:52:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds about right
star award
2007-12-20 21:01:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
i didnt get the last part
2007-12-20 13:18:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...good one...didn't see that coming
~The Wiz
2007-12-20 13:08:10 · answer #10 · answered by Tarzan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋