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Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. The mind numbing question is: Who was the survivor?
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The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man. Women stop reading here. That is the end of the joke.
Men keep'a scrollin'...
2007-12-20 12:26:58 · 11 answers · asked by stayc 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. And that explains why there was a car accident. By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this illustrates another point: Women never listen, either.
2007-12-20 12:27:23 · update #1
For some reason, that was great.
2007-12-20 12:30:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-20 12:57:18 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, old news babe, heard this joke years ago and a few times at that.
2007-12-20 12:53:21 · answer #3 · answered by Orion Quest 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
why is there not a perfect man?
2007-12-20 12:33:11 · answer #4 · answered by alicia<3 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was a great joke, i loved it hahaha
2007-12-20 12:31:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol good won
2007-12-20 12:56:37 · answer #6 · answered by phatso 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol that was awesome! great joke :-)
2007-12-20 12:45:59 · answer #7 · answered by ▪Toronto Mɑple Leɑfs Fɑn▪ 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
this wasnt funny
2007-12-20 12:39:36 · answer #8 · answered by Double H 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
kool...i never listen...oh well
2007-12-20 12:30:33 · answer #9 · answered by MsZackyV07[[VUbby]] 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lmao...star.
2007-12-20 14:07:07 · answer #10 · answered by layanne1 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋