GUYS ONLY what would you do?
guys only if you were delivering pizza and you rang the bell and a NAKED woman opened the door what would you do
2007-12-20 11:40:21 · 29 answers · asked by Jessica M 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
I'd offer to show her my sausage.
2007-12-20 11:46:40 · answer #1 · answered by DeFreeze 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I would say, "Good evening ma'm! Your pizza is here from Frank's Pizza and Chitluns and we'd like you to be the first customer today to receive our free gift.....a seven day pass to:
Marsupial's Extreme Makeover and Boob Lifting Academy for Women Who Have No Class!
Then, I would leave the pizza on the doorstep, go back to the parlour and tell the boss that you have decided that you are a mature person and are going to find a mature person's kind of work instead of being a low paid "Joe Boy" driving around in a piece of crap car delivering lukewarm pizzas to people who don't really apprciate you.
Then, go home and relax after a decision well made.
OR...I would make sure the car wasn't running, invite myself in, tell her she is a knock out, then screw her brains out before I go back for my next delivery.
2007-12-20 19:50:07 · answer #2 · answered by Yner 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
finish the delivery and probably wonder a bit at it. I'm not interested in a lay with a random woman, especially if she's aiming for pizza delivery boys.
2007-12-20 19:45:06 · answer #3 · answered by Grav 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You said "guys only" 3 times. Anyway, it all depends on the woman of course. For your example, let's assume she's got what we want. Then you invite yourself in. Once inside, it's time for the alcohol and music. Whatever it takes to close the deal.
2007-12-20 19:43:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Naked people need to eat, too. (Don't ever fry bacon naked, though...you WILL regret it, but I digress). I'd deliver her pizza, get my tip, and see if I could come back after my shift ended.
2007-12-20 19:47:13 · answer #5 · answered by Captain S 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would be awestruck. I would then ask why she is naked in this blistering weather. And then I would ask her "can I come in and party?" or "I'm so hungry right now would you feed me?" Finally ask for her number...I love eccentric girls..That is if she was attractive...
(or I would go with the answer below mine... - seems more realistic)...
2007-12-20 19:50:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well.......it would seem a bit odd that anyone would open the door for anyone in their bday suit. But if it were to happen to me. I would probably shield my eyes and say "Ma'm, no offense, but i would appreciate it if u would put some clothes on." If she refused i would leave.
2007-12-20 19:51:13 · answer #7 · answered by imsuckfan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell her how much money she owes you and wait for her to go get it. Do not hand over the pizza until you see the money.
2007-12-20 19:43:53 · answer #8 · answered by Thomas K 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I'm certainly different than most. I would probably wonder what kind of STD's she has and wonder what's really in my pizza.
2007-12-20 19:45:51 · answer #9 · answered by Blessed 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Umm wow, sounds like a special delivery??
2007-12-20 19:42:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I’ve had it happen and all I could say was, “Ah excuse me.” It was rather shocking to say the least. No comment from here on.
2007-12-20 19:46:02 · answer #11 · answered by Pumpkin 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋