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2007-12-20 10:39:26 · 48 answers · asked by madderstill 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
inside his nose a well known secert service agency have implanted a new high tech weapons surveillance scanner so as he travels the world [ lets face it, who's going to suspect old Santa as he has full access everywhere! ] he sends the images back to be processed, slight downfall its only once a year, one of these years they will find those weapons!
2007-12-20 11:24:29 · answer #1 · answered by andy F7 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
He was born with a chronical cold...unfortunately nothing doctors can do will make it go away. In addition to the red nose he's got a sniffle and a sore throat.
2007-12-21 03:31:21 · answer #2 · answered by {Gidget} 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For real? The story states he was born with it, makes sense. Why? The story tells how he over came the ridicule of being different, so the story teller gave him a bright red nose.
2007-12-20 10:45:42 · answer #3 · answered by Mona 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He only pulls Santa round for 1 night per year. His normal job is as a light for an Amsterdam prozzy.
2007-12-20 11:14:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rudolph has a shiny red nose to help santa see through the fog
2007-12-20 10:42:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
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2016-11-23 18:21:09 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He has been hitting the egg nog pretty heavy. I think that joker Comet may have spiked it again. The elves have been acting up as well.
2007-12-20 10:54:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe he just wanted to stand out, Maybe he liked how clowns look, Maybe he painted it, Maybe he got frostbight, maybe he had a cold & did not use soft kleenex, Maybe he just did that to get a song named after him!!
Anyway, God luck & hope that I helped!!!!
2007-12-20 10:55:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
So that he can lead the way through cloudy nights so that Santa can see where he's going or else he wouldn't be able to find the way to all the little childrens' houses. =P
2007-12-20 10:43:23 · answer #9 · answered by Ally 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
He got a cold from being outside or his nose just was cold.
2007-12-20 10:42:18 · answer #10 · answered by MissFab :) 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋