Any of you got hit by lightning yet? Plague of frogs? Facial Neuralgia? Athlete's foot? Any sort of divine retribution whatsoever?
Or are we all just peachy today?
For my part, I have a mild cold, which is obviously Him showing His displeasure. My doctor said it was viral, but as an atheist, I naturally don't believe in anything I can't see.
2007-12-20 09:50:55 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I had neuralgia a while ago. That may have been God punishing me for having 'unclean' thoughts about Smurfette.
Luckily, the Goddess showed me which herbs had the power to ease my aching face, allowing me to return my attentions 'elsewhere'
2007-12-20 10:00:50 · answer #1 · answered by Violet 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I just recently found out that my constant headaches were caused by my farsighted eyes reading a close computer screen all day. So for the first time in my life I wear glass, which really kind of sucks. But it's only for reading/computer use. Plus I'm soooo happy that the headaches are subsiding. So, it's a toss really.
I'm having a touch time getting Christmas gifts wrapped and shipped to loved ones in time too. Guess that could be "his" doing.... or the fact that I'm a single mom with a way too much sh*t to do on any given day... lol.
Besides that, all's pretty peachy here.
Now that I think about it, my life is much more together and happy and healthier than every one of my siblings.... and most of my relatives in general. All of whom are Christian. Just doens't make sense now does it? Well, not to them anyways. I "get it", but I'm also the only demon spawn atheist of the family. ☺
2007-12-20 10:30:13 · answer #2 · answered by I, Sapient 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The weatherman said it would be about 38 degrees where I live, but when I went outside to start my car, it felt much warmer, and my car said the outside temperature was 45 degrees. I'm sure this is Gods way of making sure that I know the fires of Hell are real, and the earth is going to hell because atheists like me just won't repent. My disbelief is such a problem, god has to increase the heat for the whole city just so that he can convince me to rely on him and not science. Isn't god great?
2007-12-21 04:04:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got my first cold in about 7 years last week. It was mild and I didn't miss any work, but I spent about half an hour coughing one morning.. Man, he's really coming down on me!
2007-12-20 09:55:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
I'm doing pretty good myself. I do have a slight stuffy head.
I do believe in the virus though, I can see it through a microscope. Gotta love the right tools.
2007-12-21 04:08:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's cloudy outside. Does that count?
2007-12-20 09:55:15 · answer #6 · answered by Mr.Samsa 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I'm having trouble deciding what to do for a career.
2007-12-20 09:56:22 · answer #7 · answered by Defunct 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Must be devine retribution instead of devine intervention
-because I've got the same cold, ahum
friends of mine only have minor black-out's so,
so far, so good :-))
2007-12-22 00:08:34 · answer #8 · answered by Jenny 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, actually I haven't but my brother did when he was 7 - horizontal bolt clean through his ankle.
Myself, I'm just peachy thank you.
2007-12-20 09:54:26 · answer #9 · answered by genaddt 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You can see viruses. Get a microscope, if the believers haven't outlawed them yet.
Genius.
2007-12-22 11:01:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋