A woman comes home and tells her husband, 'Remember those
Headaches I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone.'
'No more headaches?' the husband asks, 'What happened?'
His wife replies, Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me To
Stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat
'I do not Have a Headache;
 I do not have a headache,
 I do not have a headache.'
It Worked! The headaches are all gone.'
The husband replies, 'Well, that is wonderful.'
His wife then says, 'You know, you haven't been exactly a ball
Of Fire in the bedroom these last few years. Why don't you go see the
Hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that?'
The husband agrees to try it
Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his
Clothes, picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom.
He Puts her on The bed and says, 'Don't move, I'll be right back.' He
goes into The Bathroom and comes back. A few minutes later and jumps into
bed And makes Passionate love to his wife like never before.
His wife says, 'Boy, that was wonderful!'
The husband says, 'Don't move! I will be right back.' He goes
Back Into the bathroom, comes back and round two was even better than
The First time. The wife sits up and her head is spinning.
Her husband again says, 'Don't move, I'll be right back.' With
That, He goes back in the bathroom.
This time, his wife quietly follows him and there, in the Bathroom,
She sees him standing at the mirror and saying,
'She's not my Wife.
She's Not my wife.
She's not my wife...'
His funeral service will be held on Friday.
2007-12-20 09:43:11 · 18 answers · asked by Cotton C 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That is the greatest ending i've read, "his funeral service is on Friday," that's beautiful!
2007-12-20 10:04:52 · answer #1 · answered by bjparker0385 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The title spoiled the punchline for me... I saw it coming from the moment she complained about his performance in bed.
I don't know if it would have been funny if I didn't know the punchline before reading the joke...
I emailed it to my co worker to see if it was a funny joke (without using the punchline as a title!). She thought it was funny... Good joke!
2007-12-20 09:57:55 · answer #2 · answered by word 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Believe it or not but despite the fact that that was the title question, I did not see it coming! That was so funny lol
2007-12-20 09:49:46 · answer #3 · answered by eden 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-12-20 09:56:49 · answer #4 · answered by Melissa Y 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one! Funny! 100!
2007-12-20 09:54:46 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAH -called up mom to tell her, she cracks up laughing- Very funny!
2007-12-20 09:55:30 · answer #6 · answered by Chas A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, that was great! I'm gonna remember that one!
2007-12-20 09:53:36 · answer #7 · answered by Lolen B. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahahahahaha - loved it!
2007-12-20 10:20:07 · answer #8 · answered by SolarFlare 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's one of the funniest i have heard today
2007-12-20 09:48:44 · answer #9 · answered by #4 due may 29th 2009 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol (rolls on da floor)
2007-12-20 11:49:29 · answer #10 · answered by Sagittarius4lyfe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋