As I recall, there was a professional drinking contest run ever year out of Venice Italy and the winner for several years in a row was a local Italian guy.
Well as you would have it, one day an American tourist was passing through and he heard about this world champion drinker. So he challenged him to a unsanctioned drinking match.
Now no one was aware of this, but the American was a major league alcoholic. So they had their contest and when it was all over, the American tourist had drunk the Italian under the table.
First time in recorded history that anyone ever drank a Venetian blind.
2007-12-20 08:12:23 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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sorry we lost him ...flat line.▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒
2007-12-20 08:24:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny! 8/10!
2007-12-20 16:19:59 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You think that was a bad joke? This one is so lame that after 5 hours it has one star and no answers.
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=ArTFBQ7g4mczVLOl6afef3bsy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20071220081405AAVDhcE
2007-12-20 16:40:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was horrible, but still a little funny.
2007-12-20 16:45:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I didn't really get this! Who ever worte this shouldn't quit their day job!!! lol!
2007-12-20 16:22:49 · answer #5 · answered by Im Tiara B****! 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
the biggest groaner i've ever read! go americans!
2007-12-20 16:16:15 · answer #6 · answered by bustagrimes10 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That was cute..a clean joke.You got it from me.
2007-12-20 17:18:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good!
2007-12-20 18:48:12 · answer #8 · answered by ladyoftherrlake 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
quite funny.
2007-12-20 16:22:44 · answer #9 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I want to punch you in your ovary
2007-12-20 16:16:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
hahahaha i approve. very funny.
2007-12-20 16:36:40 · answer #11 · answered by redheddedblondie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋