Illegal Immigrants Poem
I cross ocean,
poor and broke,
Take bus,
see employment folk.
Nice man treat me
good in there,
Say I need to
see welfare.
Welfare say,
"You come no more,
We send cash
right to your door."
Welfare checks,
they make you wealthy,
NHS it keep
you healthy!
By and by,
I got plenty money,
Thanks to you,
British dummy.
Write to friends
in motherland,
Tell them 'come
fast as you can.'
They come in turbans
and Ford trucks,
I buy big house
with welfare bucks
They come here,
we live together,
More welfare checks,
it gets better!
Fourteen families,
they moving in,
But neighbour's patience wearing thin.
Finally, white guy
moves away,
Now I buy his house,
and then I say,
"Find more aliens
for house to rent."
And in the yard
I put a tent.
Send for family
they just trash,
But they, too,
draw the welfare cash!
Everything is
very good,
And soon we
own the neighbourhood.
We have hobby
it's called breeding,
Welfare pay
for baby feeding.
Kids need dentist?
Wife need pills?
We get free!
We got no bills!
Britain crazy!
He pay all year,
To keep welfare
running here.
We think U.K.
darn good place!
Too darn good for
the white man race.
2007-12-20 08:10:02 · 43 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Immigration
Intouch
Thank you mate. If you want to make it into music and on a website feel free to do so. I haven't got the time. You do what you want for more people to see this.
2007-12-20 08:27:15 · update #1
oh so true.. very good for you
now we know with out a doubt
what are neighbourhood is about
dark man picnic at the park
now our street is very dark
that is the best i've read yet, if you find or make upo more post them soon. we need more of us and you are great
2007-12-20 08:41:01 · answer #1 · answered by IHATETHEEUSKI 5 · 6⤊ 2⤋
I live in Texas.
Welfare in Texas goes like this-
Are you poor? Get a job!
Still poor? Get another job!
Got 2 jobs & still poor? Get a third job!
Got 3 jobs & still poor? Then you suck! Get used to being poor or move to Minnesota, California or some other state with a better welfare program!
No body comes to Texas for a welfare check, they come here for work.
BTW, I've yet to meet anyone who can manage to hold down 2 or more jobs that ever stays poor for very long...
2007-12-20 08:27:25 · answer #2 · answered by Monkeyboi 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Where in the heck did you get this poem? Did you make this up?
Very clever----and very sad. True story of the welfare cycle. Although once you knew you're on your feet again, the recipient should get off the welfare wagon. Let your friend from the old country have a try at welfare, but you should get out from under the government help.
2007-12-20 08:17:21 · answer #3 · answered by Lighthouse 6 · 9⤊ 2⤋
Very true. I received this in an email a few months ago. It's the poem that was circulated in parliament and when Tony Blair heard about it he was outraged. It was a big item in the news at the time.
Another example of how out of touch MP's are with the majority of the British public.
2007-12-20 08:20:59 · answer #4 · answered by alterego 2 · 8⤊ 3⤋
Sounds like cailfornia
2007-12-21 08:21:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Would someone like to forward this to the Minister responsible for Welfare? Or just forward it to the whole of the U.K. Govt.,?
The UK Government love wasting our money and welcome all foreigners with open arms.
2007-12-20 19:16:58 · answer #6 · answered by bluemax 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Seems as though it could be a US song nowadays as well. We pay and pay and get nothing but stomped on for all the good we have done, we have shared so much that we have nothing left to give.
2007-12-20 11:53:19 · answer #7 · answered by reallynow 4 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Wow, that is so true it is scary, I will copy & paste that around, off course full credit goes to you.
I really cannot believe how true this poem is, keep them coming if they are as good as this.
2007-12-20 20:27:52 · answer #8 · answered by tom_p1980 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I've heard it before - and more eloquently expressed, but, tragically, it's true in many cases. Britain is a soft touch for hard cases
2007-12-20 08:51:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 2⤋
Your right it's true,and it will stay that way in both the uk and the usa,until people get sick enough of all the waste and fraud.I'd tell you my solution but the mods would tank it.
2007-12-20 08:38:57 · answer #10 · answered by who am I 2 · 7⤊ 2⤋