It was Christmas time and the housewife was waiting impatiently at the front gate for the garbage truck. One by one, she took the dustbin men to the bedroom and made passionate love to them.
Finally, it was the driver's turn, but he was bitterly disappointed when she gave him £20.
"What's this?", he cried.
"For Christmas", she replied. "My husband said, 'give the driver £20 and f*ck the rest."
2007-12-20 07:14:59 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha ha.!!!
Poor driver, lol not his luck day ha ha.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers No8 and have a Merry Xmas and a Happy New Year as I'm on leave, going away on holiday.!!!
Thanks for the laughs during the year and have a good one.!!!
See you next year.!!
2007-12-20 11:45:02 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He gave you quite a good mix. Some personal stuff and some practical. If the shoes and jumper did not fit that is your fault, you should make sure he knows your size. Men are kinda simple when it comes to buying presents, especially at Christmas. They seem to go blank. A couple of months or so before Christmas you have to take them shopping with you. Take him into your favourite stores, pick out things you really like and tell him in the same tone that you would tell a child "Look at this jumper, now I would love something like that in a size 10 (or whatever you are) for Christmas". "Now this is my very favourite perfume. I would love if someone bought me that for Christmas" "I love this soap and bubble bath, with my sensitive skin I have to be so careful". Now it is no use simply doing it once. You have to repeat the exercise a good few times. Even then some men never get it. Cissie
2016-04-10 09:58:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is a good one. Wait until some Grinch wants to report it. I have one too. Check mine out. LOL I give you a star and thumbs up! I wish you a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year. I had rather do the milk man instead of the trash men. LOL
2007-12-20 07:19:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious
2007-12-20 07:26:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-20 07:31:30 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh well. They say the old ones are the best!
Merry Christmas
2007-12-20 07:22:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thats an old one! Still funny tho.
2007-12-20 07:20:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
what"s up with " cooking fat",that he does not get the punchline,silly boy,funny joke no8 keep em rocking!!
2007-12-20 07:32:44 · answer #8 · answered by unclefesta_32 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
HaHaHa
2007-12-20 07:17:54 · answer #9 · answered by A♥ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-12-20 07:18:22 · answer #10 · answered by Ang/Mike Limerick Driving School 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋