I'm not sure if I had post this before.I lost track of where I last copied a joke from the joke file.Anyway,here goes.
A psychology student in New York rented out her spare room to a carpenter in order to nag him constantly and study his reactions. After weeks of needling, he snapped and beat her repeatedly with an ax leaving her mentally retarded.
In 1992, Frank Perkins of Los Angeles made an attempt on the world flagpole-sitting record. Suffering from the flu he came down eight hours short of the 400 day record, his sponsor had gone bust, his girlfriend had left him and his phone and electricity had been cut off.
Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn. Suddenly the pigs, all two thousand of them, escaped through a broken fence and stampeded, trampling the two hapless protesters to death.
2007-12-20 07:05:17 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen, shaking frantically with what looked like a wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current she whacked him with a handy plank of wood by the back door, breaking his arm in two places. Till that moment he had been happily listening to his Walkman.
The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later they were both eaten by a killer whale.
Swedish business consultant Ulf af Trolle labored 13 years on a book about Swedish economic solutions. He took the 250-page manuscript to be copied, only to have it reduced to 50,000 strips of paper in seconds when a worker confused the copier with the shredder.
2007-12-20 07:06:29 · update #1
Iraqi terrorist, Khay Rahnajet, didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.
British Rail, which ingeniously solved the problem of lateness in the InterCity express train service by redefining "on time" to include trains arriving within one hour of schedule.
John Bloor, who mistook a tube of superglue for his hemorrhoid cream and glued his buttocks together.
2007-12-20 07:07:57 · update #2
Henry Smith, arrested moments after returning home with a stolen stereo. His error was having tattooed on his forehead in large capital letters the words "Henry Smith." His lawyer told the court: "My client is not a very bright young man."
I'll post Part 2 tomorrow.
2007-12-20 07:08:32 · update #3
nice job
2007-12-20 07:10:43 · answer #1 · answered by yesiamalesbian 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-20 07:41:52 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Geez, with the exception of the walkman story, none of those are funny! They're all depressing (minus the Return to Sender one)!
2007-12-20 07:48:08 · answer #3 · answered by word 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, wow, i wonder what the Lord was thinking when he saw all these things happen
2007-12-20 07:17:47 · answer #4 · answered by Xx_Starry_Eyed_Xx 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny... star
2007-12-20 08:47:27 · answer #5 · answered by Tarzan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋