He is huge. Probably 6'5" and 335 lbs. He is outside the doughnut shop, beaten to a pulp. He has all these funny wires sticking out of him, and his clothing is saturated with this stuff that has an acrid smell. He is bruised and bloody all over and is whimpering and crying that he wants to die. I was going to call 911, but these cops outside the doughnut shop told me that everything was fine the way it was and to go on about my business. I would put him in my car, but I am only 5'9" and weight 130, and this guy looks like a beached whale. What should I do?
2007-12-20 06:16:59 · 23 answers · asked by Jack Flanders 3 in Politics & Government ➔ Law Enforcement & Police
As Officer Barbrady would say "Nothing to see here, move along".
2007-12-20 06:28:34 · answer #1 · answered by Matt 4 · 5⤊ 1⤋
i detect that immigrants that are out attempting to get day exertions on a daily basis slightly extra perfect than the human beings who stay at homestead sleep till midday watch television all day and collect unemployment and welfare. those are the folk that advance your taxes. to boot they arn't bodily or verbally hurting all people. If an american is mad that they get jobs like that why do no longer they bypass interior the crowds and look for interest, they might stand out and get a job and stop getting money from the government for sitting at homestead all day.
2016-12-18 05:42:23 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Ask this question 450 times this week.
2. Get heavier and taller each time.
3. Pray that he doesn't fall on you.
4. Muratic Acid will do the trick. Available at any Home Depot.
2007-12-20 07:26:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
Hey, aren't you the guy who said you could handle anything without the help of the Police?
Yeah - it's you! I remember!
Since you can handle anything without the Police; YOU figure it out, teach!
BTW - the taser darts & wires are City property and would have been pulled long before you "discovered" him there.
Give Pauli my regards.
It couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.
2007-12-20 10:29:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Call 911
2007-12-20 06:47:27 · answer #5 · answered by John 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
911
2007-12-20 06:27:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Don't give mouth to mouth. Since he is admittedly gay. I am sure the cops will finish the job after break. Too bad some of the people here don't know what you are talking about. LOL.
2007-12-20 06:50:57 · answer #7 · answered by sensible_man 7 · 6⤊ 1⤋
LOL. At first I thought this was another idiotic question from Paul, but then I realized you were talking 'about' Paul. Good one!!
2007-12-20 18:43:02 · answer #8 · answered by Penguin_Bob 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You may want to call the marine biology department. Beached whales are their thing... If you don't want to do that, just leave him there...
2007-12-20 07:21:02 · answer #9 · answered by jennyღ 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Buy the cops a doughnut, and thank them for doing their job
2007-12-20 06:29:40 · answer #10 · answered by David M 6 · 4⤊ 2⤋
Try asking this question 10 more times today. Maybe he'll get the point and come up with some new shtick...
2007-12-20 06:22:35 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 1⤋