So I decked them and they landed on a stand full of artificial holly--They got upset, but I told them that God had told me to, communicating through the muzak system--was I wrong?
2007-12-20 05:15:41 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
WOW- Merry Christmas Joanna and Randy!!!!!!!!! What Christmas carol were you listening too?
2007-12-20 05:21:25 · answer #1 · answered by AdoreHim 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes, you were wrong. god clearly said to deck them with boughs of holly. if they landed on top of the holly, then you either didn't listen carefully enough to god, or you willfully ignored his instructions. either way, you go to hell. but if you said 'fa la la' while walking away, you may be forgiven.
i hope you were wearing your hiking boots and carhartt jacket, because not donning your gay apparel is one of the unforgivable sins.
2007-12-20 14:08:07 · answer #2 · answered by bad tim 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, tis the season for roundhouse kicking.
2007-12-20 05:19:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You were wrong to shop at Walmart in the first place...
Cute though.
2007-12-20 05:19:21 · answer #4 · answered by Skalite 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No, your not wrong. They're just jealous that God speaks to you!
2007-12-20 05:20:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
HI
2007-12-20 05:20:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I had to laugh.
2007-12-20 05:20:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋