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The secret code is - now please realize I'm violating a scared trust held for hundreds of years - DON"T BREAK THE LAW.

2007-12-20 05:17:51 · answer #1 · answered by rjrmpk 6 · 2 3

I suggest you be nice, ask him how he is doing and say "You're just doing your job". A Little respect and a smile can go a long way with a police officer or a 7-11 clerk.

2007-12-20 12:09:21 · answer #2 · answered by Chuck J 5 · 5 1

Try these:
1. I'm trying to get to your house to do your wife.
2. I'm heading for court on my possession with intent case.
3. Don't you have anything better to do than harrass me?
4. You have donut crumbs on your shirt.
5. Aw, go *uck yourself.
6. Wait a minute, I dropped my roach.


ACTUALLY, respect and courtesy works better than anything else... tell the truth, be honest.

2007-12-20 15:54:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 5 2

Believe it or not you flip 'em the bird and tell 'em to go **** them selves. You won't believe how fast they will throw that ticket book down.

2007-12-20 20:53:04 · answer #4 · answered by Barry DaLive 5 · 2 1

Chocolate filled Krispy Kreme.....

2007-12-20 11:55:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 4

Slip him a $100 and see what happens...

2007-12-20 11:51:09 · answer #6 · answered by Janell T 6 · 3 2

Lots of donuts.

2007-12-20 11:53:08 · answer #7 · answered by okrife 3 · 0 4

"is there any way we can settle this with sex?"
"uhhh no."

hahhaa

nope. Unless your my chief.

2007-12-20 12:18:46 · answer #8 · answered by Kevy 7 · 6 2

I heard "pig" works well.

2007-12-20 11:47:23 · answer #9 · answered by View 1 · 3 2

Yeah 007 ................ dont tell anyone

2007-12-20 11:46:54 · answer #10 · answered by VK 5 · 2 1

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