A big husky farm kid turns sixteen, so his father figures it's time to send him to town to get himself a woman. The farmer has very little money, so he gives the kid a duck and tells him to get a woman in trade.
The kid goes to town, goes into a whorehouse, and tells the madam he wants a girl in exchange for the duck. The madam laughs in his face, but one of the girls feels sorry for him and takes him upstairs.
They go into a room, they get undressed, he gets on her, and he gives her a f*cking like she hasn't had in years.
When they're done, she says, "Kid, if you'll do that to me again, I'll let you keep your duck."
He does it again, then grabs the duck, leaves the whorehouse, and heads for home. He's almost home when he sees the neighbor's daughter bending over the cabbages, and she's got no underwear on. He thinks about the night before, and he starts for her.
Her father sees him and stops him.
He says, "I recognize that gleam in your eye, son. I was young once, myself. Here, take this ten-dollar bill and go on home and leave my daughter alone."
So the kid walks up to his house carrying the duck. His father sees him and gets upset.
He says, "Boy, I sent you to town to get a woman with that animal."
The kid says, "Well, Paw, I got a f*ck for a duck, a duck for a f*ck, ten bucks for duckin' a f*ck, and I still got the f*ckin' duck."
2007-12-20 02:58:43 · 21 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
v good
2007-12-20 03:27:04 · answer #1 · answered by lanyon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Now that is an Excellent joke Mechelle.!!!
10/10.!!!
One lucky boy, lol.!!!
Cheers again for the laughs through out the year Mechelle, Merry Christmas and a happy new year as today is my last day on the net till next year, going on holiday to Mozambique, nice beaches and some scuba diving.!!!
Happy holidays Mechelle.!!
2007-12-20 09:11:51 · answer #2 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol Honey his still got that duck and ten bucks,nice Xmas dinner and a bargain don't you agree?
Here have a star.xxx
2007-12-20 07:48:01 · answer #3 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's an effing good one!! Excellent 10/10.
2007-12-20 03:18:50 · answer #4 · answered by violeo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-20 03:25:28 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's what I'm talking about. Now where did I put my "duck". lol.
2007-12-20 07:48:17 · answer #6 · answered by larry m♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I put my teeth in I might be able to say it
Nice one
2007-12-20 03:04:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
F*ck*ng funny... Yeah....
Aaron.
2007-12-20 05:50:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10 lol star4u.
2007-12-20 03:19:24 · answer #9 · answered by country bumpkin [sheep nurse] 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-20 03:15:08 · answer #10 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
rofl. 10/10!
2007-12-20 03:25:35 · answer #11 · answered by Quizard 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋