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A man was in a long line at his local Tesco store.
> As he got to the register he realized he had
> forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the checkout girl if she could have some brought up to the register.
> She asked, 'What size condoms?
> The customer replied that he didn't know.
> She asked him to drop his trousers. He did. She
> reached over the counter,grabbed hold of him and called over the intercom, 'One box of large condoms,Till 5.
> The next man in line thought this was interesting,
> and like most of us,was up for a cheap thrill.
> When he got up to the register, he told the checker
> that he too had forgotten to get condoms, and asked if she could have some brought to the register for him. She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn't know. She asked him to drop his trousers. He did. She gave him a quick
> feel, picked up the intercom and said, 'One box of
> medium-sized condoms, Till 5.

2007-12-20 02:41:28 · 6 answers · asked by catLover 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

A few customers back was this teenage boy. He thought what he had seen was
way too cool, He had never had any type of sexual contact with a live Female, so he thought this was his chance. When he
got to the till he told The checker he needed some condoms.
> She asked him what size and he said he didn't know. She asked him to drop his trousers and he did.
She reached over the counter, gave him a quick squeeze then picked up the
Intercom and said..........
>
>
> (you'll love this one
>
>
>
>
>
>
> 'Mop and bucket, Till 5

2007-12-20 02:42:51 · update #1

6 answers

Good one!!Keep them coming...HA HA HA!Star

2007-12-20 02:55:06 · answer #1 · answered by leogirl 2 · 1 0

Funny! 10!

2007-12-20 11:12:52 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1 0

Hey, I was that teenager

hehe...
nice joke mate

2007-12-20 11:21:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

lol Star

2007-12-20 11:08:03 · answer #4 · answered by Wendy M 2 · 1 0

omg, that was so cute, and very very funny. a star for you, i would give you more but i cant.

2007-12-20 10:47:31 · answer #5 · answered by Chels 2 · 2 0

i dont' get it...

2007-12-20 12:03:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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