So do you know why your kid failed science class?
2007-12-20 02:33:11 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
LOL. He's not being serious. He is making fun of the last question I answered. That first part is a direct quote from the other guy.
Funny. :)
2007-12-20 02:42:33 · answer #1 · answered by Mick 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Please don't kick me....
Anyways, I don't have kids (that I know of), but if I did, they most likely would not answer any question like that :) I'd pretty much expect them to describe the big bang theory (at least in general terms) without mixing evolution in it.
Also, if they did think that, I'd really really like to have a word with their (I'm assuming I'd have at least 2) science teacher... with a big stick.
So, why did they fail? Am I a bad father? Is that what you're implying? Whay did I do wrong... *sigh* children are bound to dissappoint you. Oh wait, are they on drugs? Damn, they're SO grounded once I have any kids, little potheads, prolly not even my children... I'm kicking the GF out right now, thanks..your chuckness.
2007-12-20 10:42:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Evolution does not teach anything about the big bang or abiogenesis. You failed science class but that's what we expect from Chuck Norris.
2007-12-20 10:36:54 · answer #3 · answered by ibushido 4 · 6⤊ 0⤋
No it doesn't. Evolution, the Big Bang and abiogenesis are entirely different concepts.
You clearly know next to nothing about what you're talking about.
2007-12-20 10:36:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
If that's what my kid thought the big bang was, then I would know why he/she failed science class.
2007-12-20 10:37:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
This is what happens when the only person you listen to about science has a theology degree and an axe to grind.
2007-12-20 10:37:29 · answer #6 · answered by Doc Occam 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
You of all people should know that there is no such thing as evolution, just a list of animals that Chuck Norris lets live!
2007-12-20 10:44:23 · answer #7 · answered by Rachel loves lasagna 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Sadly, they probably passed him anyway, he went on to believe that he wasn't a complete moron, and eventually was made President of the United States.
2007-12-20 10:45:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Please change your avatar. Chuck Norris is not ignorant.
My Christian daughter is a straight A student and won the science award last year.
Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays. God Bless.
2007-12-20 10:43:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Because they can't explain where the dust came from.
2007-12-20 10:41:29 · answer #10 · answered by Mizz SJG 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋