A preacher wanted to raise money for his church and on being told that there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase a horse and enter it in the races. However, at the local auction, the going price for horses was so high that he ended up buying a donkey instead. He figured that since he had it, he might as well go ahead and enter it in the races. To his surprise, the donkey came in third! The next day the local paper carried this headline: PREACHER’S *** SHOWS. The preacher was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and this time it won. The paper read: PREACHER’S *** OUT IN FRONT. The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the preacher not to enter the donkey in another race. The paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PREACHER’S ***. This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the preacher to get rid of the donkey. The preacher decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The paper headline the next day read: NUN HAS BEST *** IN TOWN. The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.00. The next day the headline read: NUN SELLS *** FOR $10.00. This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey, lead it to the plains, and let it go. Next day, the headline in the paper read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER *** IS WILD AND FREE. The Bishop was buried the next day.
2007-12-20 02:32:56 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ok my back is hurting due to incontrollable laughter... seriously
2007-12-20 02:53:39 · answer #1 · answered by thirdfrikkingaccount 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-20 02:45:18 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA effective heres one for you we've been given instructed the different day - a guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence: he’s allowed to declare 2 words each and every seven years. After the 1st seven years, the elders carry him in and ask for his 2 words. “chilly flooring,” he says. They nod and deliver him away. Seven greater years pass. they carry about him decrease back in and ask for his 2 words. He clears his throats and says, “undesirable foodstuff.” They nod and deliver him away. Seven greater years pass. they carry about him in for his 2 words. “I supply up,” he says. “That’s no longer spectacular,” the elders say. “You’ve achieved no longer something yet ***** considering which you acquire right here.”
2016-11-04 03:15:33 · answer #3 · answered by dudderar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice.
2007-12-20 03:02:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow what an a**!
Thank U jonesy, good one again.
2007-12-20 19:44:43 · answer #5 · answered by Nader Ali 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahhahahhah. thats funny,. a star for you.
2007-12-20 02:37:12 · answer #6 · answered by Chels 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA!!
Couldn't stop laughing!!
2007-12-20 02:37:51 · answer #7 · answered by A Penangite named David® 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha! that's funny!
2007-12-20 03:24:28 · answer #8 · answered by Jessica 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
please make paragraphs it's easier to read and i am old and my eyes aren't as good as they used to me
2007-12-20 22:43:41 · answer #9 · answered by Prunella Prunella 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ooooooooowwwwwweeeeeeeee funny.........
2007-12-20 06:08:54 · answer #10 · answered by STEPHUSMC 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋