what else do you like to squeeze?
2007-12-20 01:31:05 · 33 answers · asked by Wish 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I nicknamed your butt charmin. I dance around singing "cha cha cha, charmin!" and give it a nice squeeze.
2007-12-20 01:39:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well, when nobody's looking, I sometimes kinda sneak my hands onto the Charmin and give a little squeeze. You know just to test whether or not this roll of charmin came out as soft as it should. QA purposes only, I assure you. Got to get my money's worth.
What else do I like to squeeze?
Every dime. My wife when I hug her. Our cute pet rabbit. Our daughter when she was younger.
2007-12-20 01:43:11 · answer #2 · answered by Joe H 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes I like to squeeze two rolls at a time and I like to squeeze the long cylinder that holds charmin.
2007-12-20 01:36:53 · answer #3 · answered by hrpuffandstuff2 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not only have I squeezed the Charmin, but I made my fiance (now husband) mail it to me for the year and a half I lived in Austria. I have been loyal to the Charmin brand my entire life. Besides that, I think Mr. Whipple is HOT!
2016-05-25 04:00:57 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When ever anyone tells me not to do something, then I'm sure I will try it at least once. However, squeezing the Charmin didn't give me as much thrill as some of the other forbidden pleasures I've experienced.
2007-12-20 01:39:19 · answer #5 · answered by melady 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
actually I do not squeeze the charmin. But I do make sure I use the double roll....
I do like to squeeze .... my boyfriends 5 year old in a big, old tight hug!
She's so cute!
Oh I find myself constantly squeezing the toothpaste tube from the bottom up..
2007-12-20 01:50:07 · answer #6 · answered by Elle F 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Please don't squeeze the Charmin!"
... haha, I knew you'd get some melons and buns answers.
But uhhh, I'm not much of a squeezer... don't really know anything that I squeeze often. Oh, I squeeze my bedsheets when I wake up in the morning... it has the same feeling as stretching - with the power going through your body or something.
2007-12-20 01:36:07 · answer #7 · answered by DSC 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I squeeze Charmin, whenever I am able to get a hold of her. I like to gently squeeze melons as well.
2007-12-20 01:42:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can't resist!!! I love to squeze my boyfriends butt, I squeeze the fruit at the grocery store before I buy it, I squeeze (bear hug) my kids sometimes.
2007-12-20 01:38:09 · answer #9 · answered by shootingstars957 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely!
2007-12-20 01:33:59 · answer #10 · answered by Schizo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋