"Please accept without obligation, expressed or implied, these best wishes for an environmentally safe, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive and gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday as practised within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice (but with respect for the religious or secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or for their choice not to practise religious or secular traditions at all) and further for a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated onset of the generally accepted calendar year (including, but not limited to, the Christian calendar, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures).
The preceding wishes are extended without regard to the race, creed, age, physical ability, religious faith or lack thereof, choice of computer platform or sexual preferences of the wishees."
So, what do you think?
2007-12-20
01:17:18
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19 answers
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(((mags)))
2007-12-20
01:22:00 ·
update #1
(((penguin)))
Rachel: yep, too many words... but I'm a future lawyer, after all!
2007-12-20
01:25:36 ·
update #2
vishal: yes, it was... it's Legalese
2007-12-20
01:26:20 ·
update #3
of course, snarky! but you will haму to tell me about the reactions you'll get ;)
2007-12-20
02:40:47 ·
update #4
(((((((((Catti))))))))))
2007-12-20
05:14:15 ·
update #5