best limerick wins best answer?

Answer 1

There once was a young man from Perdue,
Whose limericks ended on line two.

Answer 2

There once was a girl named Madonna
To all the boys she'd ask "Do yo wanna?"
Warren Beatty said no,
called her a "HO"
Now she cries and smokes marijuana.


There once was a man from Madrass
Who's balls were constructed of brass
When jangled together
They played stormy weather
And lightening shot out of his a-s-s!


There once was a man from Nantucket,
who was old, but not yet kicked the bucket,
don't be a creep,
at the sound of the beep,
leave a message or you can just f-- orget about anyone calling you back!


My trouser-snake stands up and cheers
When confronted with boobs in brassieres;
But, in charming my cobra,
The bosom with no bra
Can almost reduce it to tears.


There once were two young girls from Birmingham
I knew a wild story concerning 'em
They lifted the frock
And diddled the c-o-c-k
Of the Bishop engaged in confirming 'em

Now the Bishop was nobody's fool,
He'd been to a fine public school
He lowered his britches
And ****** both those b-i-t-c-h-e-s
With his twelve-inch Episcopal tool.

But that didn't startle these two,
Why they laughed as the Bishop withdrew,
The Vicar is quicker
And thicker and slicker
And longer and stronger than you!


There once was a man from Bombay
Who fashioned a c-u-n-t out of clay
But the heat from his prick
Turned the damn thing to brick
And it ripped all his foreskin away.


There once was a man from Peru,
who fell asleep in a canoe,
while dreaming of venus,
he played with his p-e-n-i-s
and woke up with a hand full of goo.

Answer 3

I'm a Bishop on high
I am I am
For women I don't give a damned
Its the a**holes of boys
Is what I enjoys
I'm the Bishop on High
I am I am

Answer 4

There once was a man from Racine

Who invented a loving machine.

Both concave and convex,

It could serve either sex,

Entertaining itself in between!

(But oh what a bastard to clean!)

Answer 5

whats a limerick lmao

Answer 6

There once was a gal from Madrass,
who had quite a magnificent azz,
not pretty and pink,
as you may think,
but was gray, had long ears and ate grass.

Answer 7

There once was a man named Jesus
With magic tricks he tried to please us
Though He died on the cross
All wasn't lost
For now he poops chocolate eggs