A man was in court for a double murder, and the judge said, "You are charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer."
A voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, "You bastard!"
The judge continued, "You are also charged with beating your mother-in-law to death with a hammer."
Again, the voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, "You damned bastard!"
The judge stopped, looked at the man in the back of the courtroom, and said, "Sir, I can understand your anger and frustration at this crime, but I will not have any more of these outbursts from you, or I shall charge you with contempt! Now is that a problem?"
The man at the back of the court stood up and responded, "For fifteen years, I have lived next door to that bastard, and every time I asked to borrow a hammer ... he said he never had one
2007-12-20 00:38:55 · 54 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol.
2007-12-20 00:40:46 · answer #1 · answered by RichMase 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
5/10
2007-12-20 00:41:33 · answer #2 · answered by asmoothrider 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Good one Chris so 10/10.!!!
Cheers mate and have a Happy Xmas and a Prosperous New Year as I'm off on holiday to Mozambique and will only be back next year.!!!
Thanks for the laughs through the Year Chris, wishing you and your family the best mate.!!!
2007-12-20 11:53:29 · answer #3 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-12-20 00:41:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-12-20 00:43:08 · answer #5 · answered by .... 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-20 00:46:48 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!
Hah thats wicked funny! A Star for you!
2007-12-20 00:41:39 · answer #7 · answered by Me! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OHH so Funny :)
Laughing out loud in the Office is going to get me FIRED!!!
but this was worth it!!!
2007-12-20 02:48:54 · answer #8 · answered by Babette 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHA The insensitive bastard
2007-12-20 00:41:35 · answer #9 · answered by ►Aurora Borealis 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Like it
2007-12-20 02:49:13 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kind of funny. Not ha ha funny but grin worthy.
2007-12-20 00:41:36 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋