Tequila Christmas Cookies
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
1 tbsp lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup of nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle of Tequila
Sample the Tequila in a large glass to check quality.
Take a large bowl, and check the Tequila again, to be sure it is of the HIGHest quality. Pour one level cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer, Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
At this point, it's best to make sure the tequila is still ok, so try another cup.
Turn off the mixerer thingy.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
Pick the frigging fruit and damm cup off the floor.
Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Check the Tequila.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Put the bowl through the window, finish off the booze and make sure to Put the dirty stove in the dishwasher.
2007-12-20 00:17:31 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol lol
thats me cooking christmas dinner!!
lol lol
2007-12-20 00:21:29 · answer #1 · answered by mince pie! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I had received this in an e-mail once but got the ending line of:
finish off tequila, throw bowl out window, wipe counter off with cat.
2007-12-20 09:49:18 · answer #2 · answered by mistress_elizabeth69 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I make this same recipe with red wine!!!
It turns out great every time!!!
I try to stay away from Tequila it can cause pregnancy!!!
(I have a 15 year old to prove it :) )
2007-12-20 10:34:49 · answer #3 · answered by Babette 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-12-20 08:20:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-20 09:10:09 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh i loved this one.
can't wait to try this recipe.
i might have a hard time reading it after the cup of tequila
2007-12-24 07:34:32 · answer #6 · answered by Lili 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL thats wicked funny
Man Star FOr you!
2007-12-20 08:47:09 · answer #7 · answered by Me! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
That is why never drink while cooking, lol.!!!
Excellent Chris so 10/10.!!!
Cheers mate.!!!
2007-12-20 19:55:43 · answer #8 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-20 11:16:53 · answer #9 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA HA HA
2007-12-20 08:35:04 · answer #10 · answered by tenacios.dfan1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like this idea but i have so many things to do i must email this to my drinking friends
2007-12-20 08:21:28 · answer #11 · answered by dreamweaver 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋