A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. “Whales can’t swallow people,” the teacher said. “Even though they are large mammals, their throats are very small.”
“But Jonah was swallowed by a whale,” the little girl replied.
“That just can’t be,” the teacher said. “It’s physically impossible.”
“When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah,” said the little girl.
The teacher looked down at her, smiled and asked, “What if Jonah went to hell?”
The little girl replied, “Then you ask him.”
2007-12-19 22:57:30 · 21 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one...I love it when one little sentence said by one little girl has so much layers under it.
2007-12-20 07:46:06 · answer #1 · answered by Betty B 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jonah was figurativly swallowed by the whale
2007-12-19 23:14:02 · answer #2 · answered by Baywatch Stud 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ohhh, I wish I have something like that to say to MY teacher - here's a star 4 u
2007-12-19 23:05:31 · answer #3 · answered by Asa S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-12-19 23:19:00 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny lol
2007-12-19 23:32:40 · answer #5 · answered by .... 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! Funniest joke of the day. You get a star! ^^
2007-12-19 23:02:03 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Angielaa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like something my son would say!! lol â¥
2007-12-20 03:52:53 · answer #7 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-20 03:22:47 · answer #8 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't you just love teachers pet!
2007-12-20 23:06:41 · answer #9 · answered by bacon butty 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
cool xx
2007-12-20 03:40:06 · answer #10 · answered by madderstill 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋