A man got married and went to a hill-station.He went with his wife to a beautiful place and his wife tried horse-riding.The horse didnt move.The wife said,"one".The horse didnt move.She counted,"two".Horse didnt care to move.Wife said,"three".Horse didnt move again.Wife shot the horse dead.Husband was shocked after seeing the incident.He said,"Why the hell did you do this?".She replied,"one..."
2007-12-19 22:45:22 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahahaha
Have a great day :-)
2007-12-22 03:15:59 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a pretty good direction just put some more thought into it. I didnt laugh but I cracked a smile it just needs to be revised.
2007-12-19 22:50:42 · answer #2 · answered by DarknessFalls 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. I rolled my eyes at that.
Instead of the husband saying anything it'd be better if it was something like, 'her husband stood there too shocked to move'. Which wasn't made clear, but is what you were getting at.
Even still though, not funny, sorry.
2007-12-19 22:51:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have heard it many a times
2007-12-19 22:50:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Cheap attempt at whatever ~~
2007-12-19 22:49:05 · answer #5 · answered by burning brightly 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when I say one one she will say won won
when I say two two she will say do do
when I say three three she will say free free
anybody wants it further?
2007-12-20 16:59:26 · answer #6 · answered by chidambaram k 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha HA Ha............
Did you do this jokes by your self....
It is good enough to laugh like a pig.
2007-12-20 15:09:09 · answer #7 · answered by justice 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Didn't laugh, but did smile :)
2007-12-19 22:48:24 · answer #8 · answered by Cool guy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, it was pretty lame.
2007-12-19 22:48:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
idiotic !!
i didnt lyk it.
2007-12-19 22:47:38 · answer #10 · answered by Senorita 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋