Besides being able to go on laser beam fishing trips with Jesus.
2007-12-19 15:50:41 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You're still marveling over the X-man question aren't you?
They could allow you to zap unbelievers during the Rapture (tm). Actually a Christian asked a question about the "Raptor" a while ago and we could have used a purple dinosaurs expertise...
2007-12-19 15:54:22 · answer #1 · answered by Laptop Jesus 3.9 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like you have a bad case of laser beam eye envy.
2007-12-20 01:19:15 · answer #2 · answered by Shane K 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
None. Even if it were possible, which it isn't; the conditions for laser action are highly artificial and there is negligible likelihood that such could arise genetically.
2007-12-19 23:57:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You could laser beam prey and potential predators.
2007-12-19 23:54:40 · answer #4 · answered by Pull My Finger 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The ability to take out singing purple dinosaurs comes to mind.
:-D
2007-12-20 00:02:57 · answer #5 · answered by Dr. Nightcall 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Self defense.
2007-12-19 23:54:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You would be attractive to the opposite sex. When they say "His eyes were so intense, they just cut straight through me" they'd mean it.
2007-12-19 23:57:24 · answer #7 · answered by teamuni 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You would be able to start a fire anywhere. That could easily save your life.
2007-12-19 23:54:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
heyyyyyyy there where have you been?
I could look under your tail!!! Hi Hi :)
((looks mischievously at your tail)))
2007-12-19 23:57:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
"If looks could kill" would no longer be just a snappy expression.
2007-12-19 23:55:38 · answer #10 · answered by Tut Uncommon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋