"Dont let worry kill you - Let the CHURCH help!"
2007-12-19 15:37:30 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You get a star for THAT one ;););););)
2007-12-19 15:40:42 · answer #1 · answered by kr_toronto 7 · 8⤊ 0⤋
I passed through a town once on business and there was literally a different church on every block, some right across the street from each other. I remember there was one sign that said "catholic church <----- lutheran church ----->. The 2 churches were right across the street from each other. I think it is a rather ironic "sign" that each church and its followers think that what THEY are doing is the one true way, and the guys across the street and next door have it all wrong.
2007-12-19 15:51:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
LOL, That's great! I grabbed this book from 1/2 price books called "the world's stupidest signs' just for the eff of it. Here's some church one's in it: (these were really on the signs)
sign in a church:
"A bean supper will be held on Tuesday in the Church hall. Music will follow."
on the church property:
"No tresspassing without permission"
in church hall:
"Low self esteem group meets Thursday at 7PM. Please use the back door."
outside a US church:
"Jesus is coming. No Bingo on Sunday."
notice on a church bulletin board:
"Dieting group will meet at 7PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use the large double door at the side entrance."
2007-12-19 15:50:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
The name of the largest biker church I know that takes in paroles and treats them like dogs . Paying them almost nothing . Forces them to convert for their " help " and threatens them if they try to get a outside job so get their life back that they will report them to their parole officer and have them sent back to prison .
SET FREE !!
And another classic " Jesus is cumming ! "
2007-12-19 16:15:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Salem United Methodist Church. Morganton, North Carolina
"Staying in bed, screaming 'Oh God!', does not substitute for going to church."
I'm 100% serious.
2007-12-19 15:47:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
Lying in bed on sunday & yelling Oh god does not constitute going to church. not ironic, but funny
2007-12-19 15:43:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
SOLID ROCK BIBLE CHURCH
*following in the footsteps of Christ.
*Sunday services at 9am
To me this was the most ironic because Christ celebrated the 7th day (Saturday) Sabbath! Maybe it isn't funny, but it sure as heck is ironic.
2007-12-19 15:41:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Nice. There's a Resurrection church in my city. They have a sign saying 'Resurrection Parking' I just find it funny
2007-12-19 15:40:47 · answer #8 · answered by apuleuis 5 · 8⤊ 0⤋
Our doors are always open!
Church hours Sunday 8am-11am Sunday evening 6pm-8pm
2007-12-19 15:45:54 · answer #9 · answered by Terry L 5 · 9⤊ 0⤋
I saw a church sign advertising the Sunday sermon: "Where will you spend eternity?"
Occurred to me that eternity lasts forever, so by definition, it cannot be "spent."
2007-12-19 15:44:11 · answer #10 · answered by yutsnark 7 · 6⤊ 1⤋
"Get on your knees and be forgiven."
No kidding! Just a couple of weeks ago just down the street. My daughter pointed it out. We got a good laugh over that one.
(Not really ironic, but funny, nonetheless.)
2007-12-19 15:40:39 · answer #11 · answered by Trina™ 6 · 10⤊ 0⤋