Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.
One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.
As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom!
When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat.
The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and He could no longer resist. "Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl.
"Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground.
2007-12-19 14:51:47 · 12 answers · asked by Dragon Slayer™ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet, and it would
prevent the spread of disease. And, do you know, I haven't had the flu all winter.
2007-12-19 14:52:33 · update #1
Ha, Ha, you made my day. You solved my Christmas gift giving problem. I'll buy a few boxes of condoms and fish bowls. I don't want my friends and contacts to get sick. Now they will have to supply their own organ. thanks♥
2007-12-20 03:17:52 · answer #1 · answered by Squirt 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-07-25 23:53:35 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-11 09:46:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, thats pretty funny, I give it 4 of 5.
2007-12-19 14:55:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very funny! Nice
2007-12-19 14:56:15 · answer #5 · answered by ひいらぎ 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha ha that was good. Heard it before but still funny babe!
2007-12-19 23:51:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha omg that was pretty funny xD
thanx for the laugh
2007-12-19 14:55:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
whatever lynne said it's kindna long to read though.
2007-12-20 03:49:30 · answer #8 · answered by @NGEL B@BY 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.youre BAAD!
2007-12-19 16:45:19 · answer #9 · answered by To-Dream-of-Wolves ^. .^ © 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was good
2007-12-19 15:06:05 · answer #10 · answered by Double H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋