Steve, Bob, and Jeff were working on a very high scaffolding. Suddenly, Steve falls 50 feet to the ground below and he is killed instantly.
After the coroner leaves with Steve''s body, Bob volunteers to inform Steve''s wife of the terrible news. Some two hours later, Bob returns to the work site with a six-pack of beer under his arms.
"Say, Bob, where did you get the six-pack?"
"Steve''s wife gave it to me!"
"What! You just told her that Steve died and she gave you a six-pack?"
"Well, before I broke the news to her, I asked her if she was Steve''s widow. And, she said she wasn''t, so I said I''d bet her a six-pack she was!"
2007-12-19 13:31:43 · 10 answers · asked by britrob20 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao...star.
2007-12-19 13:59:07 · answer #1 · answered by layanne1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I say boo to six-packs! I work in an office and do consulting and political work in the evenings... how the heck am I going to find the time for running 3 miles and doing 3,000 sit-ups, which is what it woul dtake for me to EVER have six-pack abs?! If your abs look that good, it means you either work a hard job (in which case you'll be sore and miserable and scraping by on worker's comp by the time you're 45) or you spend all day at the gym, in which case you need a life!
2016-04-10 08:43:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-19 19:06:23 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats too funny lol
2007-12-19 13:34:17 · answer #4 · answered by Serious Shuck 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol no thats really funny! hehe
2007-12-19 13:36:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha
2007-12-19 13:35:23 · answer #6 · answered by jamzm2002 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not funny at all
2007-12-19 13:34:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
that is hilarious
2007-12-19 18:04:30 · answer #8 · answered by chockisses 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny...
2007-12-19 13:34:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was rude!!
2007-12-19 20:48:46 · answer #10 · answered by aj 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋