A computer programmer happens across a frog in the road.
The frog pipes up, "I'm really a beautiful princess and if you kiss me, I'll stay with you for a week".
The programmer shrugs his shoulders and puts the frog in his pocket.
A few minutes later, the frog says "OK, OK, if you kiss me, I'll give you great sex for a week".
The programmer nods and puts the frog back in his pocket.
A few minutes later, "Turn me back into a princess and I'll give you great sex for a whole year!".
The programmer smiles and walks on.
Finally, the frog says, "What's wrong with you? I've promised you great sex for a year from a beautiful princess and you won't even kiss a frog?"
"I'm a programmer," he replies. "I don't have time for sex....but a talking frog is pretty neat."
2007-12-19 12:55:52 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaha.......excellent.
2007-12-19 18:06:21 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Poor frog and princess....roflmao:):)
I'm glad to know the frog did not have to suffer from toxic methane gas fumes being inside of that pocket:):)
roflmao:):)
A star you have from me:)
Thanks,
Rags37:):)
2007-12-20 10:34:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny
2007-12-19 21:32:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-20 02:50:36 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
lol. I want a talking frog!!!
2007-12-20 21:00:51 · answer #5 · answered by Jessica 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Cute! New angle on an old theme! It gave me a chuckle!
CJ
2007-12-20 00:24:07 · answer #6 · answered by CJ 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
hehehe! poor frog princess!!!
2007-12-20 04:17:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
i agree with evry1, dat is a gud 1.
2007-12-19 23:38:58 · answer #8 · answered by African Queen 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
That's great!
2007-12-20 04:08:35 · answer #9 · answered by lyn 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
good one
2007-12-24 07:15:16 · answer #10 · answered by riti 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha Good one!
2007-12-19 21:15:57 · answer #11 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋