Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage.
I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"
His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, rub my hands on my wife's a** and say, 'How about a B--- Job?' ... and she's always sound asleep."
2007-12-19 12:51:57 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Wonderful work:)...roflmao:):)
Thanks for a huge laugh and a smile. A star from me is one well earned:)
Thanks,
Rags37:):)
2007-12-20 02:26:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Lol! i don't know which man to feel sorry for; the one whos wife gets angry, or the one whose wife doesn't want to blow him!
2007-12-20 04:19:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Either way I still yell at my husband!!!
2007-12-20 13:37:52 · answer #3 · answered by brneyedgirl 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Naughty but nice joke ^_^
it's really a fact!!!!!
thanks for sharing and for the idea lol
2007-12-19 21:34:07 · answer #4 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 1⤊ 3⤋
HAHAHAHA!!!
Great Joke! LOL.
2007-12-26 14:18:04 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha lol. i got this one. yay i cured my slowness
2007-12-21 23:46:57 · answer #6 · answered by Jessica 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is a funny one! CJ
2007-12-20 00:26:19 · answer #7 · answered by CJ 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Hahahah, amazing!
=]
2007-12-19 21:55:05 · answer #8 · answered by CIWWAF ♥ 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
good one
2007-12-24 07:07:52 · answer #9 · answered by riti 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a mediocre joke
2007-12-21 15:15:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋