1. If you are choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.
2. Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop.
3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.
4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.
5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.
7. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
8. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
Daily Thought: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES. THEY'RE NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING, BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS.
2007-12-19 12:49:15 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i absolutely love these!!!cheers for makin me laugh . . . . . . .xx
2007-12-20 00:29:39 · answer #1 · answered by fingerlickinchicken 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I've known these since the time you have posted it before lol ^_^
i remember this cause of the slinkies, it's very true
(uh oh i should be good to get a gift from santa)
2007-12-19 13:38:16 · answer #2 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That's so interesting. I would have never thought about some of these. I really like the one about people being like slinkies.
2007-12-19 12:54:31 · answer #3 · answered by Nastizzy 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
the truth: the only funny 1 was #5. it waz the only 1 that made sense . . .
2007-12-21 07:18:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha. Niceeee.
=]
2007-12-19 13:56:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Rofl! thats hilarious! i especially like the daily thought!
2007-12-19 20:21:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yep! Some 'Good Advice, huh? LOL. LOL.
2007-12-26 06:20:06 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You 're sure up to some thing but its something appericiable.
2007-12-19 12:54:53 · answer #8 · answered by D.R.M.M's Fairplay's Man 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hahaha..i going to try no6..i have bad cough right now..hahaha
2007-12-21 20:22:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lmao
2007-12-26 10:05:45 · answer #10 · answered by ღ£Ðwå®Ðz§ løv£®ღ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋