A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.
So she went to a playground, grabbed a kid, and took him behind a tree. "I've kidnapped you!", said the blonde and then proceeded to write a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and place it under the pecan tree next to the playground. Signed, A Blonde."
The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show his parents.
The next morning the blonde checked under the tree and surely enough, a paper bag was sitting there. The Blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow blonde?"
2007-12-19 12:44:01 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Haaaa...another one of your funny jokes! Thanks! I could always use some laughs in the morning!
2007-12-19 12:47:55 · answer #1 · answered by Blair Witch 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Excellent joke, but I've already heard that one before. Better watch out with those blonde jokes though. One time I was telling a blonde joke to one of my friends at school and it was just my luck that a blonde teacher was standing right behind us the whole time and I didn't know it.
2007-12-19 20:53:35 · answer #2 · answered by prophet4000 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Aaw! Lawd! Lawd! Poor Things! LOL. LOL.
2007-12-26 14:21:35 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have heard the joke and it's still a good joke. I love dumb blonde jokes.
2007-12-19 21:09:08 · answer #4 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
That made me laugh for like 5 minutes. Wow.
2007-12-19 20:48:03 · answer #5 · answered by Nastizzy 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
didn't you already tell this joke? i've read like 3 of ur jokes that are almost exactly like this. come on! ur losing it.
2007-12-22 00:26:24 · answer #6 · answered by Jessica 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So glad I have silver hair (used to be flaming red) - this one made me laugh so hard - I am still holding my sides!
2007-12-20 00:32:43 · answer #7 · answered by CJ 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
now, this was funny. lol. very gud, u deserve a star 4 dat 1.
2007-12-19 23:45:24 · answer #8 · answered by African Queen 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Hilarious!!!!
2007-12-20 13:42:25 · answer #9 · answered by brneyedgirl 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hehehehe!!!
2007-12-20 04:26:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋