A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on
her new shiny bike stopped beside him.
Nice bike,' the cop said. 'Did Santa bring it to you?'
'Yep,' the little girl said, 'he sure did!'
The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a
safety violation and said, 'Next year tell Santa to put a reflector
light on the back of it.'
The young girl looked up at the cop and said, 'Nice horse you've got
there sir. Did Santa bring it to you?'
Yes, he sure did,' chuckled the cop.
The little girl looked up at the cop and said, 'Next year tell Santa the
dick goes underneath the horse, not on top
2007-12-19 11:16:35 · 25 answers · asked by poohbear 39 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
glad to make you all smile.have a very merry christmas and a happy new year.
2007-12-19 11:43:15 · update #1
Lol Honey thanks for the laugh,here have as star.
And I hope you have a Blessed Xmas and the
Happiest NEW YEAR AND I HOPE ALL YOUR
WISHES COME TRUE.xxx
GOD BLESS YOU AND YOUR ;OVED ONES.xxx
2007-12-19 13:01:10 · answer #1 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Litttle Johnny was studying math in school. His teacher said "if you gave 5 dollars to Mary, five dollars to Jennifer, and five dollars to Sue, what would you have?" Johnny answered "An orgasm" Little Johnny has always been a trouble maker, today he found a pin, inside his desk, and decided to have some fun with it. The teacher was talking about religion today, she asked Mary "who created the earth and everything on it ?" Mary was silent, thinking hard, so Johnny decided to help out and poke her. "God Almighty !!" she yelled out. "That's correct!" The teacher said, "now who gave his life to save the people?" Mary was again silent, because she didnt know the answer. So johnny once again came to the rescue and poked her. "JESUS CHRIST" she yelled, "very good!" the teacher said. "Last question, what did eve say to adam when the last child was born?" Mary just sat there, so Johnny for the last time, reached forward and poked her. Mary stood up, and yelled "if you stick that thing in me one more time, im going to break it in half!" Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple were driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan of course) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. Who was the survivor? The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there are no Santa Claus and no such thing as a perfect man. ****Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke. Men keep scrolling****. So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident. By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this (most of you are), this illustrates another point: women never listen.
2016-05-25 02:22:42 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-19 11:24:26 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha very good, a very Merry Christmas and a happy and lucky new year to you and yours.
2007-12-19 12:25:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i got this joke sent to me the other day, theres a variation, theo other ones is, tell santa next year to put the arsehole at the rear not on top of it.
2007-12-19 22:41:35 · answer #5 · answered by theoriginalbookworm 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
So0o0o0o0o00o Funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Have a Star*
i hope you get millions of stars hahaha/
great joke!
Merry Christmas!!!!!
2007-12-19 13:16:08 · answer #6 · answered by OLD ACCOUNT 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's actually a pretty good joke well done you,
I think that I'm going to share that with some people.
I hope you don't mind :)
2007-12-19 11:22:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
LMAO + ROFL!
cuuutteeeeeee! telling it at my christmas party next week!
2007-12-19 11:36:05 · answer #8 · answered by surfcomtesse 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol! Good one, thanks for the smile :) Have a star and a Merry Christmas!
2007-12-19 11:21:19 · answer #9 · answered by Flank 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha that was really funny and how old is she? i didnt know whta a dick is until I was like 12...
2007-12-19 12:02:56 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Panda♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋