2007-12-19 11:06:43 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"Your daughter's hot, can I NAIL her?"
2007-12-19 11:09:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
Doctor, doctor im a carpenter!
O rly?
2007-12-19 11:19:58 · answer #2 · answered by Castle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've got this knotty problem; I'm feeling a right plank and it is going against the grain.
2007-12-19 11:17:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
wanna have sex?
the carpenter was a man
the doctor was a woman
2007-12-19 11:09:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Can you TREEt my Wood.......................can you refer me to the tree surgeon ......................Why is your door always open ?................................I have a knotty problem..............i saw you last week did'nt i..................i'm depressed,the doc replies yes,i think your pine-ing for something...............ive come for a check up.the doc replies,well you look O A K to me...................Timber me shivers....................i Feel saw and MAL-LETjusted..............i just TURNED up for an aPINEtment................................Take a look at my cherry ...........................Elm not felling good....................wood be more but i'm off to me bed(no that was me,but i am a carpenter for real and have to be up a 6 GMT,its now 12.24 GMT)
2007-12-19 11:24:26 · answer #5 · answered by SIMON H 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The carpenter said to the doctor" could you please remove these splitters from my backside".
2007-12-19 12:50:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ive got this nice piece of wood i carry everywhere but i cant seem to get the nails out
2007-12-19 11:09:43 · answer #7 · answered by Jerry V 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I feel saw all over
2007-12-19 11:44:45 · answer #8 · answered by Sandee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi my names Karen and I can't eat stuff....
2007-12-19 11:09:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
hello
2007-12-19 11:12:04 · answer #10 · answered by washable mist 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
How big is your wood ?
2007-12-19 11:11:09 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋