A woman from the deepest, most southern part of Alabama goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is written. The obit editor informs her that the fee for the obituary is 50 cents a word.
She pauses, reflects and then says, "Well, then, let it read, 'Billy Bob died'."
Amused at the woman's thrift, the editor says, "Sorry ma'am, there is a 7 word minimum on all obituaries."
Only a little flustered, she thinks things over and in a few seconds says, "In that case, let it read, 'Billy Bob died - 1983 Pick-up for sale.'"
2007-12-19 10:18:08 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
*Wooooo hoooooo! Talk about thrift!!!
2007-12-19 11:45:22 · answer #1 · answered by Me 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes, definitely! And I hate to sound lke a teenager that just discovered drugs but pot and lsd will really expand my thoughts further. BQ- was gonna say The Rolling Stones as well but since that was yours I guess ill go with Rancid. BQ2- I grew up in the 90s so 90s along with all the classic rock that my father listen to. BQ3- Answer questions, cause trouble, and discover new music I guess. Haha i really dont know other than that to be honest.
2016-04-10 08:26:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-19 10:58:21 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love that!! Sounds like what a friend did when he took off with another woman. Her husband had a BMW and she sold it for $1 and split it with him. Boy was he mad! Women Rule!! Nasty men drool!!
2007-12-19 11:33:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaha! That's awesome !
2007-12-19 11:14:12 · answer #5 · answered by WooleyBooley again 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i send you the wreathes Leave it to the ALA bamama "s
ladies down there think they are from BROOKLYN hights
GOT TO SAVE THIS ONE YOU SHOULD GET 10 STARS
2007-12-19 11:27:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!
Too Funny...
2007-12-19 13:06:08 · answer #7 · answered by wanjoy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds like a smart woman, kill two birds with one stone
2007-12-19 11:52:43 · answer #8 · answered by Ronni 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO, I love it, Good one.
2007-12-19 12:20:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was great maybe I'll use it!
2007-12-19 11:36:19 · answer #10 · answered by Cowgirl lost seahorse 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋