The rabbi was very curious about the promotional opportunities in the Catholic church.
"So, tell me father. If you get promoted from, what would you be?"
"Well then I'd be a parish priest."..... and so it goes on up through all the ranks of the Catholic hierarchy........
"So tell me father, if you got promoted from cardinal, then what would you be?"
Slightly flustered the priest stutters that he'd then be the pope.
"So tell me father if you got to be higher than pope, then what would you be?"
Gobsmacked the priest replies, "That's impossible! I I were higher than the pope then I'd be Jesus Christ!"
"Impossible! No!
Sure one of OUR boys made it!"!
2007-12-19 09:26:07 · 10 answers · asked by joe b 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Anti-semitic, how? I'm poking fun at religion. If your faith is not strong read no further.
The priest and rabbi came from the same town but both were cash-strapped, so they decided to but a car together.
One day the rabbi saw the priest with a bucket of water baptizing the car. He then got out his his hacksaw and cut 2 inces off the exhaust pipe.
2007-12-19 11:26:22 · update #1
Nice one, not every Christian remembers the origin of their religion do they?
Come on miss paperback, let loose some of that Jewish humour. You know you want to.
2007-12-19 10:01:17 · answer #1 · answered by Steven Ring 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You guys just haven't got it. You should have noticed the one man (called 'rabbi' and prohibited by Jesus) called the other man 'Father' (likewise prohibited).
0/100.
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2007-12-19 11:35:30 · answer #2 · answered by miller 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
One of my favourite jokes, that one! Nice post :)
I wanted to post some Jewish jokes in this forum but was worried people wouldn't react well, so will read your responses with interest...
2007-12-19 09:43:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I had to read the other responses to even know this was suppose to be a joke. Not good at all.
2007-12-19 09:34:47 · answer #4 · answered by phree 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
pay attention with your jokes one will show you of antisemitic
2007-12-19 10:07:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
needs a little work
HA, the second one is better!
2007-12-19 09:34:44 · answer #6 · answered by skeptic 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ha ha jews they just make me laugh
2007-12-19 09:33:45 · answer #7 · answered by irish dubliner 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's a little lame...
2007-12-19 09:29:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I don't get it!
2007-12-19 09:34:51 · answer #9 · answered by Pagan Pip 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-12-19 09:34:43 · answer #10 · answered by Prof Fruitcake 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋