Santa was very cross. It was Christmas Eve and NOTHING was going right.
Mrs. Claus had burned all the cookies. The elves were complaining about not getting paid for the overtime they had while making the toys. The reindeer had been drinking all afternoon and were dead drunk. To make matters worse, they had taken the sleigh out for a spin earlier in the day and had crashed it into a tree.
Santa was furious. "I can't believe it! I've got to deliver millions of presents all over the world in just a few hours -- all of my reindeer are drunk, the elves are on strike and I don't even have a Christmas tree! I sent that stupid Little Angel out HOURS ago to find a tree and he isn't even back yet! What am I going to do?"
Just then, the Little Angel opened the front door and stepped in from the snowy night, dragging a Christmas tree. He says, "Yo, fat man! Where do you want me to stick the tree this year?"
And thus, the tradition of angels atop the Christmas trees came to pass....
2007-12-19 09:00:37 · 17 answers · asked by Flypaper 4 Freaks 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Har, har har, I get it....:P
2007-12-19 09:16:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wonderful !!! Very exciting ! mind-blowing ! ( yet could you tell jokes approximately breath taking blonds in warm pants and all that stuff... right here in Berlin it quite is already night time .. How shall i'm getting contained in the direction of the door with that... you be attentive to what ! ) LOL. Have a kiss from Aaron.
2016-11-04 01:44:37 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-19 09:39:49 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
not the BEST but VERY funny
i give it a 9/10
2007-12-19 09:07:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That wasn't funny dude.
2007-12-19 09:07:46 · answer #5 · answered by justkinding 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I liked that, it was very very funny! ROFL LOL LOL ROFL!!!!
2007-12-19 09:15:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He he that's cute
2007-12-19 09:11:45 · answer #7 · answered by Star City Girl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very cute!
2007-12-19 09:18:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, very funny.
2007-12-19 09:10:57 · answer #9 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehehehehehe
2007-12-19 09:10:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋