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She's torturing me by saying I DON'T WANT ANYTHING and being really nasty about it, which isn't unusual for her, expecially at Christmas when she likes to spread a bit of festive misery.

2007-12-19 05:28:06 · 29 answers · asked by purplepeace59 5 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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a devil fork.

2007-12-19 05:31:07 · answer #1 · answered by sarah 6 · 2 0

My contribution for the Anti Christ would be a South Park's Hanky the Christmas Poo! Can you believe they actually sell those to children? lol

2007-12-20 11:09:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

A Crucifix

2007-12-19 13:36:09 · answer #3 · answered by Fred3663 7 · 0 0

Get her whatever is bound to make her happy. Cheer her up this Christmas!

However, if she is always as miserable as you described at Christmas, perhaps a few counselling sessions might help. No one should be allowed to be miserable forever!.

2007-12-19 13:37:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

How about peace?

Understand that you only have to be polite and considerate to the mother of the husband you chose for a short time. Your husband will appreciate your kindness even if your mother-in-law does acknowledge it.

2007-12-19 13:34:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Well, a good mom gift is one that's more pleasurable than useful. You could get her a gift certificate for a nice restaurant, or maybe a spa thing.

Or, if she really is the antiChrist, maybe some nice surfer-and-brimstone scented soap!

2007-12-19 13:32:16 · answer #6 · answered by STFU Dude 6 · 2 0

Holy Water and a Rosary

2007-12-19 13:35:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Festivus aluminum pole and a gift certificate to wrestle with some sweaty guy

2007-12-19 13:33:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Since you contend she's the "anti-christ" why not visit your local church and get a small bottle of holy water!

2007-12-19 14:27:01 · answer #9 · answered by KC V ™ 7 · 0 0

Wind-chimes.

2007-12-19 13:33:20 · answer #10 · answered by Soul Shaper 5 · 1 0

Bad children used to get a lump of coal in their stocking at Christmas.

Maybe you could give your Mum a hint here....

2007-12-19 13:32:37 · answer #11 · answered by Kieran B 4 · 2 0

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