ding dong Granny's getting high
in fact she's on the ceiling
as she's nearly 95
the sight is not appealing
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooo....oh mi gosh...they've all excelled
superfluous
cousin Rupert's at it now
he's flirting with Augustine
and she's leading him along
I think it's quite disgusting
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooo...oh mi gosh...they've all excelled
superfluous
sister Susie's throwing up
that gin has taken its toll
everyone's oblivious
she's done it in the punch bowl
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooo...oh mi gosh...they've all excelled
superfluous
ah well, I'm off home to mine
but no one can hear my cheer
I'll just bid you all goodnight
and wish you all a good year!
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooo...oh mi gosh...they've all excelled
superfluous
CHEERS!
2007-12-19 04:53:36 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You forgot to mention that it's sung to the melody of "ding dong merrily on high......and you forgot to mention the fruitcake...otherwise it was cute
2007-12-19 04:57:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cheers!
2007-12-19 12:57:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's one of the best ones I've seen.
It's as good as "Throw the yule log on, Uncle John"
by PDQ Bach!
CHEERS to you too!
2007-12-19 13:12:30 · answer #3 · answered by steiner1745 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
brilliant lmao 10/10 x
2007-12-19 14:19:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cheers!!!!
2007-12-19 12:56:12 · answer #5 · answered by Rock Candy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one lol aint heard that one b4
2007-12-19 12:56:45 · answer #6 · answered by puma 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good...10/10
2007-12-19 14:43:10 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is Great !!!!
Cheers!!!!
2007-12-19 14:46:53 · answer #8 · answered by Babette 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cheers hic hic .lol.
2007-12-19 13:00:46 · answer #9 · answered by country bumpkin [sheep nurse] 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
merry christmas
HO HO HOO
2007-12-19 12:57:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋