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I'm trying to figure out how to be the most powerful goddess ever, but I'm struggling a bit. Any former mortals have some advice?

2007-12-19 04:52:09 · 44 answers · asked by Danielle M 2 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

44 answers

Perfume and perky breasts.

2007-12-19 04:56:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

A Goddess is worshipped for her divinity, and to be divine is to lounge around and have someone else conquer the world for you. I say procreate with a mortal then your offspring can rule the world for generations.

2007-12-19 05:12:06 · answer #2 · answered by whitegriffin 2 · 0 0

The best way to conquer the world is to give what they need and take it out wright after they got it and ask for more and take all

2007-12-19 05:02:44 · answer #3 · answered by camilo o 1 · 0 0

They say if you build a better mousetrap the world will beat a path to your door. Since the best mouse-catcher around is a cat, then I guess you can conquer the world with your p u s s y. Since men are in charge of most countries, I have no doubt that this is true.

Good luck in that Godess gig...

2007-12-19 04:57:09 · answer #4 · answered by Jen-Poo 2 · 1 2

Jesus conquered the world by his faithful course...
John 16:33.......I have said these things to YOU that by means of me YOU may have peace. In the world YOU are having tribulation, but take courage! I have conquered the world.

“The conquest that has conquered the world” is “our faith” in God, his Word, and his Son. If we have “faith that Jesus is the Son of God,” we ‘conquer the world’ by rejecting its wrong thinking and immoral ways, and by keeping God’s commandments.

2007-12-19 05:02:15 · answer #5 · answered by papa G 6 · 0 0

Simple, get the population to believe what you say, after that happens they'll support you on almost anything.

The ability to convince people you are correct is the most powerful tool you'll ever own.

2007-12-19 04:55:37 · answer #6 · answered by HL2k 5 · 1 1

You need to assemble your army. Start stocking up on:

1. Lasers
2. Sharks (sea assault)
3. Kangaroos (land assault)
4. Butterflies (air assualt)

Also be sure to purchase plenty of your favorite snacks. Once you start wreaking havoc they may cease production for awhile.

2007-12-19 04:58:03 · answer #7 · answered by Magpie 5 · 0 1

Im still in training myself But when I achieve my Most Powerful and don't forget Beautiful Goddess I will fill you in on your training to do the same

2007-12-19 04:55:32 · answer #8 · answered by Kj 4 · 1 2

Free T-Shirts

2007-12-19 05:00:24 · answer #9 · answered by Josh 5 · 0 0

The way to conquer the world is to first conquer yourself. Google: "self-discipline quotes".

2007-12-19 04:55:41 · answer #10 · answered by Kairos 2 · 0 1

if you want to conquer this world you have to conquer yourself and for this you have to become a good human being which is very very difficult.

2007-12-19 05:00:54 · answer #11 · answered by SHIVA 7 · 0 1

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