What would you say if you died, and it turned out....?

Question

1.) If the christians are right?

2.) if the norse are right?

3.) if the greeks were right?

4.) if the FSMers are right?


my answer would be pretty much the same across all questions...

"I had no evidence you existed, and I wasn't listening to a bunch of idiots who may have misenterpreted your message, I did what I thought was right, and have lived my life to the best of my abilities"

go ahead and add muslim, and whatever other religion, and change all to same tense are/were...

linda j:

My life is peachy, i've made excellent choices, and to quote a band from the 80's called timbuk3 "the future's so bright, I gotta wear shades"

there is nothing but greatness in my future, what could possibly go wrong?

Answer 1

1. So, which of the thousands of different Christian denominations is the closest to being correct?
2. Cool, I don't know anything about any of you, though.
3. So tell me about this birth from the head thing?
4. Sweet nectar. Saucy.

Answer 2

1.) Which Christians? I'm safe if the Gnostic's' interpretation is correct but if the literal interpretation is the one to go by, I'm afraid you and I are screwed-no matter how reasonable our 'excuse' is.
2.) If the Norse are right, I think you have to die in battle to get to Valhalla. I've never been in a fight and don't plan on ever getting into (a physical) one so I'm not sure what they say will happen to me.
3.)I think all Greeks go to Hades-I'll just be on the same tier as others who've done some good things, some not-so-nice but who've never killed. (I cheated on a test once and I stole a pack of gum when I was five). ;-)
4.) I'm afraid I don't really relate very well with pasta. Maybe I'll get boiled like other noodles...

Answer 3

If you lived a life that was "above board", would it matter? In at least 14 Religions 1 altruism is listed in each:
"Do unto others as you would have them do unto you"

Answer 4

When it comes right down to it, the only reason why you choose not to believe is that you know if you did, you would have to change your life style in some way.
You don’t like the idea of handing over your life to someone else whose going to tell you what you can and can not do.
Bottom line is you want to run your life as you see fit.
Well fine, go ahead and be your own boss; sooner or later you’re going to get sick and tired of constantly getting yourself into one mess after another. When you’ve finally had enough of yourself, Jesus will be there to help you pick up the pieces of your broken shattered life and give you the joyful, peaceful life you could have had all along.

Answer 5

1.) How do I overthrow you?

2. and 3.) Where do they say people go? Valhalla and Hades....do all people go to Hades? Where do the good ones go?
I need to go review my mythology books....darn it.

4.) Awesome!!! Where's my stripper? He needs to get me a beer.

Answer 6

Being spiritual is really more important to me than following sets of rules. Being spiritual is a hard thing to be, because you need to be really honest with yourself, regarding what is o.k. to do and what you need to do for others. I don't say anyone is wrong. How could anyone make such a judgment? I say good people are good people.

Answer 7

I suppose I could handle any of that....except for the Norse. Ragnarok is just TOO depressing!

Answer 8

1. You are not real.

2. Take Odin's eyes (again).

3. Screwed (Hades).

4. BEER AND STRIPPERS!!!

Answer 9

"Can you create an Oreo cookie completely made of chocolate and completely made of cream filling?"

Answer 10

yep...and i would add: if there was something i should have done or not done, you should have told me YOURSELF. a good parent parents, a bad parent leaves his/her kids in the care of others with a supposed handbook.