A young couple on their wedding night were in their honeymoon suite.
As they were undressing for bed, the husband, a big burly man, tossed his trousers to his new bride. He said, "Here, put these on."
She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body.
"I can't wear your trousers." she said.
"That's right,'' said the husband, "and don't you ever forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in this family."
With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on."
He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps.
"Hell," he said. ''I can't get into your panties!"
She replied, "That's right...and that's the way it is going to stay until your attitude changes."
2007-12-19 01:17:20 · 17 answers · asked by Autism's Beautiful Face 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Aw your so kind krtctrkr THANX
2007-12-19 01:21:12 · update #1
wow thats hilarious lol..but so true!! a man can wear the pants in public but we all know whos really in charge..its like jay-z said...the power of the P U S S Y.
2007-12-20 00:39:36 · answer #1 · answered by blaster 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Loved the details on that question.
I wear the trousers. 31 inch waist too
My girlfriend wears the panties.
But she gets as much input on everything as I do. Would't like it any other way. Should we marry, she handles spending, I balance the checkbook, pay the bills and do taxes.
She cooks, I wash dry, put away the dishes, vacuum, do the laundry (I even iron)
I mow the lawn, trim the hedges, rake leaves, sweep the walk. She tends the flowers, but I do the weeding in them.
So, I don't think there will be any problems her accepting me wearing the trousers. And I kind of fancy her lounging around the house in a nice cute black nitie with her panties showing through.
So ladies, this sort of living arrangement seem attractive? If so, I hope you obtain it. I think there are plenty of men like me if you just look.
2007-12-20 09:57:59 · answer #2 · answered by genghis1947 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I always wear trousers - I only own one or two skirts which I'd wear in the summer, and when I was at school I had to wear a skirt (it was an awful kilt actually!). I feel a lot more comfortable in trousers, in a skirt I feel sort of exposed!
2016-04-10 07:31:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny
2007-12-19 01:21:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent lmao...star 4u
2007-12-19 06:24:30 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What are trousers? Do they go in the boot?
2007-12-19 01:37:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellant ha ha
2007-12-19 03:23:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant! LOL!
2007-12-19 01:24:08 · answer #8 · answered by Marcus M 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh under the thumb all ready poor guy.
2007-12-19 01:22:03 · answer #9 · answered by country bumpkin [sheep nurse] 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao i love it have a star
2007-12-19 01:20:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋