1. Thou shalt not rent Sleepless in Seattle.
2. When on a fishing trip with the guys, never, no matter how sunburned you and your buds may be....is it appropriate to rub sunscreen on each other's backs.
3. When queried by a buddy's wife, girlfriend, mother, father, priest, shrink, dentist, accountant, or dog walker, you need not and should not provide any useful information whatsoever as to his whereabouts. You are permitted to deny his very existence.
4. If a man's zipper is down, that's his problem--you didn't see nothin'.
5. Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow partygoers.
6. When in need to go pee, there is a minimum of one empty urinal between you and another man. If this is not possible, you're out of luck----hold it 'til later.
7. You may exaggerate any anecdote told in a bar by 50% without recrimination; beyond that, anyone within earshot is allowed to call you on it. (Exception: When trying to pick-up a girl, the allowable exaggeration rate rises to 400%).
8. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
9. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off-limits forever, unless you actually marry her.
10. The minimum amount of time you have to wait for another guy who's running late: five minutes. Maximum waiting time: six minutes. For a girl, you are required to wait 10 minutes for every point of hotness she scores on the classic 1-10 scale.
11. Things that you can always cheat on: your taxes, the SAT's, and your resume. Things you can never cheat on: golf, darts, poker.
12. A friend must be permitted to borrow anything you own-- weed whacker, car, firstborn child----within 12 hours' notice.
If he damages the item, he must repair it within seven days, even if it means selling his plasma. Exception: If you don't notice the damage at the hand-off, he gets away scot-free.
2007-12-19 00:20:45 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
now i want to see the womens commandments!!!
funny babe!!
2007-12-19 00:25:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-19 00:32:39 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's strange which all of you say. Jesus never ever claimed divinity. Show me one place where he said "I am God, worship me." He never ever said it. And if h was God why did the person on the cross says "Eli Eli Lama Sabachtani", that means Oh God Oh God why have though forsaken me?" So that means Jesus is asking himself why he has forsaken himself? I've read the whole Bible back and fort. And if Jesus was crucified on the cross why would he say that to God anyways? Apparently there is no reference to Jesus's devinity at all. THE WORD "TRINITY" DOESN'T EVEN EXIST IN THE BIBLE! NO ONE CAN PROVE IT All those quotes, do not prove Jesus is God. Give me one quote where Jesus says "I am God." One. I dare say just ONE!
2016-04-10 07:30:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-19 03:12:37 · answer #4 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
4,6,and 9 are the greatest.lololol
2007-12-19 01:04:33 · answer #5 · answered by gentleman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
will have to print these out for carpy, pmsl
star time
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2007-12-19 02:51:17 · answer #6 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now u just need to send it to congress to get approved.. lol
2007-12-19 09:25:03 · answer #7 · answered by Sabba 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha worth a star,,,
2007-12-19 02:56:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you need to read "holy moly's rules for modern life" well done!
2007-12-19 00:29:57 · answer #9 · answered by King James 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny......will wait for 10 comandments for women....its not fair...LOl
2007-12-19 04:56:04 · answer #10 · answered by Tehseen B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋