1. Your potted plants are alive. And you can't smoke a one of them.
2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is absurd.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to sleep.
5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
6. You carry an umbrella. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hookup and breakup.
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 7.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up.'
10. You're the one calling the police because those darn kids next door don't know how to turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
13. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
17. Dinner and a movie - The whole date instead of the beginning of one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 a.m. would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
19. You go to the drugstore for Ibuprofen and antacids, not condoms and pregnancy test kits.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer 'pretty good stuff.'
21. You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces "I'm never going to drink like that again"!
23. Over 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24. You don't drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
25. You read this entire list looking for one sign that doesn't apply to you!
2007-12-19 00:12:48 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Now Chris. I am not that old hehehe
2007-12-19 02:30:55 · answer #1 · answered by .... 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would say ASAP. The earlier the simpler. As quickly as your son can sit on the piano chair and attain the keys is an effective time =). Piano is a rather just right instrument for a newbie. In case you have classical piano as a background, it'll be very effortless to pick up other instruments, like the violin and guitar. It's not relevant if you are no longer just right at the piano (I failed at the piano for six years and then took up the violin. In these days i am a younger violinist watching for a suitable place to study my major in track). From a young age, let your son hearken to classical track as much as feasible (no longer just Mozart, but Beethoven, Tchaickovskey, Rachmaninov, Bach, Vivaldi, and so on.). One more critical component to setting up good musical experience is the capability to sing. My advice could be to let your son watch DVDs of noted musicals finished through proffesionals. Children love movies, so your son can be glued to the tv when you turn the DVD on, even though he can't fully grasp a word of it. Once I used to be developing up, I watched the staged musical Les Miserables on DVD so frequently that I memorized many of the songs. I can additionally sing with a moderately good voice, which without doubt comes from imitating the performers on tv. Your son will turn out to be a excellent musician in the event you do this for him.
2016-08-06 12:16:13 · answer #2 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i could say ASAP. the faster the extra desirable. as quickly as your son can take a seat on the piano chair and attain the keys is an impressive time =). Piano is a incredible device for a beginner. in case you have classical piano as a history, it will be extremely common to %. up different units, like the violin and guitar. it is not correct in case you're actually not good on the piano (I failed on the piano for 6 years and then took up the violin. right this moment i'm a youthful violinist searching for a proper place to income my important in song). From a youthful age, permit your son pay attention to classical song as much as achieveable (not basically Mozart, yet Beethoven, Tchaickovskey, Rachmaninov, Bach, Vivaldi, etc.). yet another mandatory element to coming up good musical experience is the means to sing. My advice could be to allow your son watch DVDs of sought after musicals achieved via proffesionals. youngsters love movies, so your son would be glued to the television as quickly as you turn the DVD on, whether he can't comprehend a word of it. whilst i grew to become into turning out to be up, I watched the staged musical Les Miserables on DVD maximum of cases that I memorized various the songs. i'm able to additionally sing with a marginally good voice, which maximum probable comes from imitating the performers on television. Your son will grow to be a superb musician in case you are attempting this for him.
2016-10-02 02:44:48 · answer #3 · answered by beisch 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-19 00:46:51 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
numbbers 4 and 11 apply to me!
thats only 2 !!
i;m not old!
but hey..i'm only 12 (going on 13!))
2007-12-19 00:24:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
There isn't one sign that applies to me. There are 25 signs that apply to me! Have a star!
2007-12-19 00:40:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Number 23 doesn't apply to me so I can't be grown up yet! Good one.
2007-12-19 00:19:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Some of these are true.. Does that mean im half old??
But very funny!
2007-12-19 00:21:57 · answer #8 · answered by Me 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-19 03:22:50 · answer #9 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
L O L sh*t i'm getting old x
2007-12-19 02:47:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋